important information

There is something you need to know.

Cell phones do not float.

Nor do they work very well after being submerged in a sink full of water, bleach and soaking dish cloths.

I am not an expert, but I have experience in this particular area.

Therefore, also if you are trying to phone me, you must know, my wet mobile device is unconscious at the moment. Therefore I suggest email.

You are all good people. Please be kind to phones.

(Oh, and incase you plan to drop your phone in the sink...check out this website, before you do it...cuz I think now Im a little too late.)